Thursday, March 24, 2011

My Little Dick

Sulfide: Hi, I bought 300mgs of An-o-bol-ic Stare-aids, I was wondering if someone could direct me on how to inject this into my penis to make it larger?
Phone: Sorry, we do not cover the use that way...
Sulfide: Well can you tell me how? Or forward me to a website that can?
Phone: *click*

*que funky beat*

(sulfide) Hi I am Wan Cock I have a tiny dick
Its really short but really thick.
So in essence you can call it a chode.
watch me as I bust this load.

(someone) your shit is so insignificant
get out of here dumbass scant
I'll say you're in need of help.
Leave before I choke you with a seatbelt.

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