Apple Pickin'

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Well, I'm skipping in a fairtale; I'm goin apple pickin'
ladida ladida skippy with a fat ass grin
To the fairy godmother aimed my dick at her eye
Spoogeshacka spoogehacka blown out of the sky
Why, did you, honestly never say good bye?
Didn't know I could aim so high?
So tell all the kings men I am gonna fuck them all
pants'd, ripped, FUCK FUCKED IN THE BUTT
What can you do with little miss muffet?
Strip her ass naked and rape her on her tuffet
Jimmy Buffet fruity rap rap gotta, come on dawg
cut his cock off place it in his mouth, chilicheese dog
ignoring that and anyway continuing on my way
here comes a knight now riding up fast
hope he can withstand this beaner brown blast
cuz when my big tawny fist gets planted you get
stalks, voodoo, spells, and wizards[3x]
try to withstand my shit drenched blizzard



[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going aple pickin'
I'm goin' apple pickin'[3x]
Lets bake a pieee nowwwwww... KAAAAYYYY?

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
(1:20) Let me get a liter of sour banna apple snapple
break it over a head in a god damn chapel
beating up the prince infront of his fugly ass bride
sill'ly fuck her butt too whata wide ass ride
Peeked in her neden and what did I see
I seen another man pleasing her V
I said hey mother fucker tell me what you do?
idunno hey er DUR DUR DUR DERP
fist to her vag, knuckles follow threw her butt
that dudes torso is sprayed on whats left of the slut
spoogeshacka spooge fuck fuck cum
I'm Jésus and it ain't nothing to it
To please a women, cotton eatin
using my fists given the prince a beatin
hope he can withstand this beaner brown blast
cuz when my big tawny fist gets planted you get
stalks, voodoo, spells, and wizards[3x]
try to withstand my shit drenched blizzard

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
Went to see Oz, was around dusk
Met his bimbo bitch named Musky
Riding in an onion prostituting her ass
bouncing on her hydralics then she drovin' on past

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Mushroom Kingdoms, talking crickets,
picking my fruit being wicked
stopped and took a siesta and looked around the hood
YOU FRUITY ASS FUCKERS!

[Chorus (1x)]











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Well, I'm heading down a southern trail; I'm going chicken huntin'
Chopping redneck chicken necks I ain't saying nothing
To the hillbilly stuck my barrel in his eye
Boomshacka boomshacka hair jumps in the sky
Why I never liked chicken pot pie?
Or the chopped chicken on rye?
So tell Mr. Billy Bob I'm a cut his neck up
Slice, poke, chop chop, stab, cut
What can you do with the drunken hillbilly
Cut his fucking eyes out and feed em to his Aunt Milly
Willy Willy chicken neck, chicken hunting gotta love it
Hit him with the twelve gauge bucket, chicken nuggets
Laid out all over the grass
Then his little hound dog will eat em up fast
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan, you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]
Who's going chicken huntin
We's goin' chicken huntin' [3x]
Cut a motherfucking chicken up, right!

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Let me get a chicken sandwich with manwich
I'm finna wreck on a chicken neck
Chopping up Hilly and Billy Bob Billy
Cuz I chop motherfucking redneck silly
Peeked in his yard and what did I see
I seen a chicken boy fucking a sheep
I say "Mister Mister, what the fuck you trying to do"
??"Ah, Billy Billy Billy Boo"??
Barrels in your mouth, bullets to your head
The back of your neck's all over the shed
Boomshacka boom chop chop bang
I'm 2 Dope and it ain't no thang
To cut a chicken, trigger's clickin
Blow off his head but his feet still kickin
Last as long as you can my man
Cuz when that chicken head hits the fan you got
Blood guts fingers and toes [3x]
Sittin front row at the chicken show so...

[Chorus (1x)]

[Violent J]
Went to Kentucky, I got lucky
Met this hot-collared bitch named Bucky
Riding on a chicken, milking a cow
Hittin switches in a drop top low ride tractor plow

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Redneck fella, moonshine sella
Hang him by his neckbones, chicken bones
Locked in the cellar, yellow belly chicken plucker
You redneck fucker!

[Chorus (1x)]